If you're less than 18 years of age, then your mamma may not want you to visit this site
—and you wouldn't want to disobey your mamma, would you?

The Surgeon General has determined that: Arden, who wrote these pages, is now half blind and completely crazy.
You wouldn't want to be like Arden, would you?

Arden assumes no liability for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages to
your hardware, your software, your files, your meatware, your intellect, your sanity, or your soul,
that may occur while or after you view these pages.

You explore these pages at your own risk. You have been warned.

If I were you, I'd quit this site.

Only an utter fool would