If you're less than 18 years of age, then your mamma may not want you to visit this site
—and you wouldn't want to disobey your mamma, would you?
The Surgeon General has determined that:
Arden, who wrote these pages, is now half blind and completely crazy.
- any perusal of any of Arden's Web-pages is hazardous to your mental health and sanity, and will cause damage to the subconscious mind which will probably pass un-noticed until it is too late;
- prolonged perusal of these pages will certainly cause dementia, insanity, lunacy, and psychosis, often terminating in early death.
You wouldn't want to be like Arden, would you?
Arden assumes no liability for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages to
your hardware, your software, your files, your meatware, your intellect, your sanity, or your soul,
that may occur while or after you view these pages.
You explore these pages at your own risk. You have been warned.
If I were you, I'd quit this site.
Only an utter fool would