Warning
If you're less than 18 years of age, then your mamma may not want you to visit this site
—and you wouldn't want to disobey your mamma, would you?
These pages may contain information that is confidential, privileged, or unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with irrational religious beliefs, low self-esteem, or no sense of humor. If you are such, then any dissemination, distribution, or copying of these pages, or of any part thereof, is not authorized, either explicitly or implicitly, and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.
The Surgeon General has determined that: - excessive (or, indeed, any) perusal of any of Arden's Web-pages is hazardous to your mental health and sanity;
- prolonged perusal of these pages will certainly cause dementia, insanity, lunacy, and psychosis, often terminating in early death;
- the damage will probably pass un-noticed until it is too late.
Arden, who wrote these pages, is now half blind and completely crazy. You wouldn't want to be like Arden, would you?
Arden assumes no liability for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages to
your hardware, your software, your files, your meatware, your intellect, your soul, or your sanity,
that may occur while or after you view these pages.
You explore these pages at your own risk. You have been warned.
If I were you, I'd quit this site.
Only an utter fool would
continue...