Bridgus Slipperius On a dark, stormy night, your faithful bus driver sails toward a dimly lit, ill-kept, pre-war era bridge. He slows down, right?	Curvus Skiddus A basic fact of physics: A person can either slow down or speed up to help them hold road during a turn. What do these drivers choose?
Ferryboat Sinkus Two modes of transport, one horrible tragedy. You'd think the Norwegians would do something about it.	Pilgrimus Morticus They're pious. They're reverent. They're doomed. Icy body parts from saints, as well.
Driver Inebrious As if these guys need another reason not to negotiate hairpin turns.	Driver Narcoleptus Snotty comment unnecessary.
Dopplerus Radarus Rain, sleet, thawing ice, frogs. Pernicious forces of nature at work.	Goodyear Retreadus You know those shards of black rubber you seen strewn over the interstate? Imagine them at the shoulder of a 600-foot cliff.
Plainus Vanillus Ordinary, but deadly.