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Habitat for Humanity [links worldwide]
http://www.habitat.org/Links/
The International Nomenclature of Cosmetic Ingredients
http://dg3.eudra.org/F3/inci/index.htm
"There has been tremendous positive feedback from the public and visitors to this
policy. However, we must emphasize that this is a "public awareness" program
only. It is not a by-law or any other form of legislation; it is not an enforceable
issue, and there are no fines or penalties. ..."
http://www.region.halifax.ns.ca//mediaroom/scents.html
"And the worst part of it is that MCS does not exist.
"The human body simply doesn't work that way. Exposure to toxins tends to raise
resistance, not lower it. ..."
I wish he'd get his facts straight! Synthetic scents contain known irritants and sensitizers as
well as known and suspected carcinogens, teratogens and neurotoxins (adversely affect brain
and central nervous system). These chemical concoctions, sold as sexual attractants have no
place in a school, or other public venue where they can adversely pollutge the air for all.
And then about exposure to toxins . . . WOW, is this guy dangerous! I suggest he begins
reading the NIOSH POCKET GUIDE TO CHEMICAL HAZARDS.
Talk about your industry apologist! -- barb
http://www.davehitt.com/june00/sents.html
http://web.archive.org/web/20010305173812/http://www.chatelaine.com/read/health/air.html
I keep asking myself: If county health officials, members of the local police, doctors, and various
management teams are still clueless about the effects of pesticides, acute and chronic, then how can
I expect them to understand about poisoning someone by perfume? Nonetheless, I fully expect
that they will use EHN's site to educate themselves about the toxins in pesticides and perfumes
and then PROTECT those who have filed complaints against neighbors, colleagues, peers, and
even members of management, who engage in hate crimes against the already chemically injured.
Hate crimes against people who are paint-, perfume-, pesticide (HYDROCARBON)-poisoned can
take the form of spraying pesticides on windy days so the chemicals spread, paint without
warning, dump their paint clean-up on the property of the already injured, spray perfume
around the work area of the individual, spray a fellow student in the face with perfume, spray
pesticides or fragrances outside of doors, use fabric softeners at such a time as to adversely
affect the health of the person the hate is directed against,... etc.
Frankly, I've come to learn through my own experiences and those of others, that there is no limit
to their imaginative means of further poisoning us. This has got to stop! And, it is up to the
people with authority, to start believing the already chemically disabled people when we
try to report such actions. Please do not dismiss us, further stultify us. We are not insane, but
lack of concern and action by authority is maddening.
To those in authority, I plead: Think of us as having a violent act committed against us. As
with others under such circumstances, we become desperate, we may not be seen by you as fully
rational at the moment. That would be a given for anyone suffering a traumatic event. But,
it is more than just the emotional jolt that is normal to any other human being who has been hurt
and intimidated by another, we have become poisoned by the chemicals that include
NEUROTOXINS.
Neurotoxins adversely affect the brain and the nervous systems. And knowing that, folks, is how
I got myself through my years of harassment by a very few managers and colleagues -- it only
takes one to pollute air and body. I told myself they were mentally affected by the very poisons
they used and weren't in their "right" minds. Believe me, I had to remind myself of that daily
and I didn't care whether that was a vialble excuse for their heinous actions, it kept me going
in the workplace where I had to remain civil to them. Why not contact a lawyer, you might ask.
I did. Several. A chemically disabled individual, it seems, is fair game. And from the request
for help that I get, I don't see that changing. Yet.
For those wishing to deal with toxic tort cases -- ATTORNEYS and clients -- please read,
Chemical Injury and the Courts by Linda Price King
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/bbooks.htm#King
For more information, see EHN's pages:
Assaults
http://users.lmi.net/wilworks/ehnlinx/a.htm#Assaulted
Take Heart!
Accommodation and access guidelines from cities, police, hospitals, workplaces, schools ...
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnhompg/takheart.htm
-- barb
Hawaii
"The toxicity of a substance is its ability to cause harmful effects. These
effects can strike a single cell, a group of cells, an organ system, or the
entire body. A toxic effect may be visible damage, or a decrease in
performance or function measureable only by a test. All chemicals
can cause harm. When only a very large amount of the chemical can
cause damage, the chemical is considered to be relatively non-toxic.
When a small amount can be harmful, the chemical is considered toxic.
"The toxicity of a substance depends on three factors: its chemical structure,
the extent to which the substance is absorbed by the body, and the body's
ability to detoxify the substance (change it into less toxic substances) and
eliminate it from the body.
"Are "toxic" and "hazardous" the same?
"No. ..."
http://www.dhs.ca.gov/ohb/HESIS/uts.htm?
Hazardous Chemicals, Glossary by Lifekind
http://www.lifekind.com/glossary.htm
HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS AND INDEX OF MSDS, LIST OF
Northern Maine Technical College Material Safety Data Sheets (MSDS)
This site only states that they have the MSDS on hand ... but you should see the
common products listed as hazardous. -- barb
http://www.nmtc.net/library/msds/msds1.htm
HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCES
If URL below doesn't work, search The US Code for "Hazardous Substances" under
http://uscode.house.gov/usc.htm
http://law2.house.gov/uscode-cgi/fastweb.exe?getdoc+uscview+t13t16+1548+28++%28%27hazardou
Head Lice
Beware of pesticides! Some contain malathion. Following are some suggestions via links for
dealing with head lice. Remember, they do not harm us or our pets . . . pesticides can harm us and
our pets. I believe it is your right AND your obligation, to yourself, to your family and to the
world around you, to investigate alternative methods to pest control. -- barb
National Headache Foundation
428 W. St. James Place, 2nd Floor
Chicago, Illinois 60614-2750
http://web.archive.org/web/20010417002250/http://www.hud.gov/cpes/mn/stpaulmn.html
Health
Also see EHN's section, Bills of Rights
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/b.htm#Bills
and EHN's Take Heart! / Hospitals
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnhompg/takheart.htm#Hospitals
"We expand your health care choices because you have a right to:
Choose your physicians, including naturopaths, homeopaths, chiropractors,
acupuncturists and others providing alternative therapies.
Choose treatments, including vitamin supplements, herbs, homeopathy and
other nonconventional modalities.
Purchase vitamins, herbs and other supplements easily and in the dosages you
require.
Obtain water that is free of toxins and harmful chemicals.
Eat natural foods grown and prepared without pesticides, hormones or antibiotics
Be fully informed if foods for purchase have been irradiated or genetically
engineered.
Be fully informed on issues affecting your freedom of choice."
The already chemically injured do not have REAL access to facilities that use standard scented
and pesticide products, which includes disinfectants. Safer alternatives are available. They should
be used, as hospitals treat people with with adverse health events which include the upper and
lower respiratory system, heart and blood pressure problems, neurological problems, digestive
problems, cancers, and MCS . . . just to name a few diseases adversely affected by perfumes.
Perhaps we should take a closer look at the rising rates of chronic diseases . . . and also look at rising
rates of iatrogenesis -- doctor-caused disease and premature death. Isn't it about time that all
doctor's offices and other healthcare faciliities invoke the PRECAUTIONARY PRINCIPLE?
People, regardless of health issue, have a right to health care that will NOT make them sicker.
We ALL are stakeholders when it comes to brathing. -- barb
" ... Annette Green, [former] executive director of the Fragrance Foundation in New York,
has said the restrictions are much ado about nothing, arguing perfume does not
pollute the air and does not contain carcinogens, as cigarettes do."
[Emphasis added as I wonder, who is kidding whom? Analyses prove Green WRONG! -- barb]
http://www.sltrib.com/2002/oct/10152002/utah/7273.htm
PDF: http://www.noharm.org/details.cfm?ID=864&type=document
..."Control of pollution sources is incomplete if the odors from the occupants are not
minimized. Perfumes are among the most difficult to control since they are perceived by
their users as pleasurable. Personal rights and preferences for perfumed products
must be evaluated against the discomfort that scents cause for some people. The
odoriferous materials are highly volatile synthetic chemicals; in effect, they contribute
to the total VOCs. Scented personal products are not limited to perfumes; they include
residual scents on clothing from detergents and fabric softeners, soaps, shampoos,
deodorants, skin lotions, and cosmetics. The only successful method of control is to
eliminate these odors, either by avoiding their use, as with perfumes, or by using
unscented products. ..."
"...The particular agents to which persons with MCS allege hypersensitivity vary from
person to person, with the agents to which any patient claims susceptibility frequently
varying over time, and possibly including substances such as fine fragrances that others
may find desirable and pleasurable. The natural history of MCS has not been
described. Anecdotal reports indicate that over long periods of removal from exposure
to offending chemicals, persons with MCS may gradually return to normal. The role
of avoidance in the condition has not been well-characterized.
"The mechanisms leading to MCS remain uncertain, and exposure reduction may be the
only relief from symptoms for many MCS sufferers. Control measures to improve
indoor air quality for the population generally would also apply to this group of people.
Specific approaches for home environments of persons with MCS would be person-
specific and require individual guidance. Persons with MCS have formed their own
support networks for exchange of information on managing symptoms by physical
control of the environment. Typically, the home environments of many patients with
MCS are sparsely furnished, and rigid dust control is maintained; as well, there is an
absence of chemical products and of fleecy materials. Because of the ambiguous nature
of MCS and the changing spectrum of substances to which the patient with MCS
exhibits symptoms, there is little to make in the way of specific recommendations for
exposures to particular agents. Systematic research using sound methods has been
recommended to define and manage this poorly understood condition. "
http://ajrccm.atsjournals.org/cgi/content/full/156/3/S33
The Healthy House Institute ORDER FORM
http://www.hhinst.com/orders.html
Would You... Wash their hair and brush their teeth with brake fluid,
engine degreaser or antifreeze? [picture of two young boys]
You probably are and don't know it!
http://www.healthylivingintl.com/bath/index.htm
Hippocrates
| paints | cleaning products | hobby products |
| varnishes | disinfectants | cosmetics and personal care products |
| waxes | degreasers | |
| strippers | pesticides | |
| caulking adhesives | air fresheners |
"The study may help explain why poor air is linked to an increased risk of heart attacks
and stroke, as well as worsening respiratory problems.
So, why pollute your air and your body with petrochemically derived fragrances? -- barb
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4277113.stm
Aubrey Organics
http://www.organicanews.com/news/aubrey.html
Hesperia Museum and Nature Center
"[T]he first of it's kind in the world, legally permitted to be built totally of earthen construction,
as part of the Desert Village, Rodeo/Arena and other futuristic programs in Hesperia. "
http://www.calearth.org/museum.htm
Dr. Gunnar Heuser, M.D., Ph.D., F.A.C.P.
28240 West Agura Rd, Suite 203
Agura Hills, CA 91 301
Phone: ++1-818 -865- 1858
Fax: ++1- 818 -856- 8814
e-mail: gheuser@ucla.edu
Dr. Alan R. Hirsch
The Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation
http://www.smellandtaste.org/
Hoaxes: Check them here first!
Viruses? Also see EHN's http://users.lmi.net/wilworks/ehnlinx/v.htm#Viruses
Also visit
Warning: "Aunt Edna" email from postcards.org
13th January 2005
"Note: these email messages are not being sent out by postcards.org."
http://www.dynamoo.com/diary/postcards-org.htm
Dr. Pepper: Statue of Liberty along with the words "One Nation ä Indivisible."
"The special packaging was designed to reflect our pride in this country's determination
to stand together as one. ... We at Dr Pepper/Seven Up strongly believe that the
message on these cans is a resoundingly patriotic message that we are a united nation. ...
The limited edition patriotic was retired in February and will not be used again."
http://www.dpsu.com/drpepper_can.html
Holistic Sites
Musk
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/m.htm#Musk
Phthalates
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/p.htm#Phthalates
CHEMICAL REACTION CAMPAGIN . . . Reach for a toxics-free future!
http://www.chemicalreaction.org/
Full article for members: http://ehpnet1.niehs.nih.gov/members/2001/109p1175-1183baskin/baskin-full.html
For more on Hypospadias, see EHN's section, below.
Phthalates -- See EHN's section on Phthalates at
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/p.htm#Phthalates
See:
"What is a Pesticide," by U.S. EPA
http://www.epa.gov/pesticides/about/
*See Symptoms: http://users.lmi.net/wilworks/ehnlinx/s.htm#Symptoms
"I highly recommend this place for any one at my level of sensitivity or below. Extremely
sensitive people might have trouble; we did have to take out extra pillows, for
example, and I didn't use their sheets. But they don't use air fresheners, all wood furniture,
and I didn't smell the carpets or drapes. Of course you would have to
speak to the innkeepers in advance!! You are right on the shore of Lake Tahoe, can go
swimming right there, kayaking from there, etc.
Also see Consumer Products
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/c.htm#Consumer
EMF/EMR
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/e.htm#EMF
National arm*A*Syst and Home*A*Syst Program
Click on a state's name to learn what information is available in that state.
California has limited information, but Missouri has many links. -- barb
http://cf.uwex.edu/ces/farmasyst/library/pickstateform.cfm
Household Hazardous Waste Products
| paints | cleaning products | hobby products |
| varnishes | disinfectants | cosmetics and personal care products |
| waxes | degreasers | |
| strippers | pesticides | |
| caulking adhesives | air fresheners |
This page conveniently ignores the fact that our modern petrochemically derived FRAGRANCES
have been crafted to quickly volatilize, and to waft further and last longer on the ambient air.
It matters not whether FRAGRANCES are used as colognes or perfume, or are found in an
enormous variety of personal care products, or in our household and janitorial cleaning and
maintenance products, fragrances can cause the health problems listed. A real hasardous
household polluter is fabric softeners. Not only does its scent and other chemicals pollute the
fabric in the laundry facility and the home or building housing that laundry area, but those
chemicals pollute the outdoor air for blocks around while in use in the laundry. Then they pollute
the air -- AND OUR BODIES -- when the laudered item is worn or used.
FRAGRANCES are made to become one with the air we all must breathe, regardless of stage of
development or heath. ONLY YOU can make a difference by purchasing safer, cleaner products. -- barb
http://www.lungusa.org/air/household_products.html
Housing --
Please remember, I bring you information appearing on this site as a courtesy. It is not a
substitute for your own good common sense, or professional health care or advice gained
elsewhere. Please use only as a tool to assist you in gathering information, which you have every
right to know. A health care practitioner should always be consulted for any health problem
and a lawyer consulted for any legal matter . . . and for this section, I suggest you
contact your own real estate agent, using information available from EHN to educate
those who have never heard of MCS or fragrance sensitization or perfume poisoning or
pesticide poisoning, or poisoning by carpets, paints, and other building materials.
And, to further help you to help yourself and others, I suggest a visit to SaferBuilding at
http://saferbuilding.com/.. -- barb
Remember! Federal Fair Housing Law
HUD- 928.1 (8-93)
It is illegal to discriminate against any person because of:
Complaints? Call:
1.800.699.9777 (toll free)
1.800.927.9275 (TDD)
May 6, 2006 -- Ecology House
Dear Folks,
I am announcing again that the Ecology House waiting list is still open &
accepting applications. I would like to urge everyone to sign up for it
who needs MCS-safe housing. Ecology House is a HUD sponsored housing
complex, so you need to be low income to apply. Call Jose Felix, Manager
to apply: 415-456-4453. He is in on Mondays & Thursdays, but you can
leave a message anytime.
Louise
EHN's limited attempt at ads
EHN doesn't generally handle housing ads on its website as does Cyndi Norman and her
Immune Web Classifeds -- http://www.immuneweb.org/classifieds/housing.html --
but as housing is so tight in the SF Bay Area, I'll build ads from time to time if the folks
request it of me. PLEASE remember to let me know when the rooms/apartments
or houses have been rented. And everyone, please know/remember that when
I'm not working, or my computer is not working, EHN's site is not updated.
This website is a one-pony show.
PLEASE! If the space offered doesn't seem to fit your needs, please, please do not
try to put extra demands on the individual renting or selling. There are some folks
with MCS who will find the home an ideal setting, without added burdens to the
one offering the space.
IF you do accept the housing arrangement, then do everything in your power to be
the perfect guest and follow "House Rules." (I invoked "House Rules" when
raising my children and when serving as hostess to their friends. It worked well with
the young folks, I hope HOUSE RULES will work with those who can offer space
and for those living with MCS who must seek shelter on either a temporary or
more permanent basis.) Thanks for your cooperation. Remember, the person offering
the home or space may well be living with MCS, CFIDS, FM, GWS, . . . too. -- barb
Arizona --
Well, now, an update as of Apr. 2006 and this fits into SMALL WORLD category. I have just
heard from a friend, who was Googling her sister and came up with EHN's website and couldn't
figure out why until she saw this section. Little did I know. Now, thanks to my friend I have a
website for Carol T. Jekabson Realty . . .
http://www.jekabsonre.com/index.html
Keep this site in mind when looking in San Rafael, Marin County, California. -- barb
http://naturalhome.org/rental/studio
Dear Friends,
We are still looking for housing.
We must be out of our home by October 10 and we have not been able to find a home
with even the basic "safer housing" needs. These basics include a country property
where no herbicides or pesticides have been used in the home or on the property, no
newer synthetic carpets, no fresh paint (this one has been the most difficult to find!), and
partial wheelchair access (BDR, BA, Kitchen). Please see the attached flyer for information.
As our deadline approaches we have increased our geographic parameters to include
Gualala (Mendocino County, CA) to Ferndale (Humboldt County, CA), from the
coast to 8 miles in.Ý
We are willing to consider any "safer" housing including smaller spaces, or 2 separate
spaces as interim housing while we continue to look. Short-term housing is another
stop-gap measure. If we are able to only find housing for one, it is most important
that we find safe housing for Naja. I can camp, or couch surf. Naja is physically unable to.
Do you know of anyone with property/housing for sale who may be willing to rent
it out for the winter? Often homes on the market during the Autumn and Winter sit
unsold until the Spring. At least their home could be bringing in a rental income and
providing much needed temporary shelter.
Please continue to keep me and Naja in mind. We can be reached at
After October 10, you can still contact me at my email address, or at
---------------------
The main house is a Lindal Cedar home. It is approximately 14 years old. The kitchen,
There is a cast iron spiral staircase up to the master bedroom and bathroom, the
Landlord is asking $750,000. Anyone seriously interested in buying this home should
707-937-2490 or
P. O. Box 988,
Mendocino CA 95460.
We really appreciate your help, best wishes, and prayers.
Thanks, Frieda
EI SAFER HOUSE FOR SALE IN COASTAL NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. 3 BDR, 1-3/4 BA,
Office, Kitchen/Dining Area, LR(cathedral ceilings, floor to ceiling windows with garden
and forest views), Foyer/Mud Room, 1800 sq. ft. With a 1BDR, 1 BA, detached cabin.
On 5 acres in Pygmy Forest. Large landscaped garden, and a fenced vegetable garden,
with the remaining acreage Pygmy to transitional Redwood Forest. 1.5 miles from
the ocean and the village of Mendocino.
bathrooms, and foyer are linoleum. Allthe ceilings are knotty cedar. The bedrooms, living
room, office, and hallway floors are organic wool carpeting, which is tacked down.
The inside of the house down stairs, has wheelchair access to the kitchen, living room,
dining room, and foyer, the back bedrooms and bathroom are tight through the
doors, and are at difficult angles, the three stairs to the landing at the entry would need
to be ramped. The cabinets contain some particle board and countertops are formica-
like, both are original and seem mostly outgassed.
remaining rooms are on the first floor. A very ice house in a beautiful setting. No
herbicides, pesticides, freshpaints, or finishes have been used in the main house or on
the property for at least 7 years, no scented or chemical cleaning products for the past
4 years,
the product history prior to that is unknown. The cabin is newer construction, with
commercial carpeting, and newer linoleum. There is an open application for a cell tower
to be built approximately 700 feet from the property, while there is local opposition
to this application, recent developments have compromised Mendocino's wireless
free status. Property is not on the market yet.
contact our buyer's agent for aÝ comparative market analysis of this property. Please
only call or email if you are seriously interested. We are E.I.tenants, we'd like to see
E.I. people in this home. We would be VERY pleased to stay in the home while the
process of selling took place, and beyond if possible, otherwise we will be forced to
move by October 10. Thanks. 707-937-2490 or
That should take you to:
http://desertlink.com/parkplacerealty/wrightwood-homes/pk974.html
For more detailed information, visit EHN's
http://users.lmi.net/~wilworks/ehnlinx/houseads.htm
Florida --
"Celebrated Texas Healthy Home For Sale -- Live wrapped in the arms of nature. Home
full of happiness and good health looking for special new owners! Ideal for people
seeking privacy, space, and good air. Access to Blanco River. ..."
" ... Designed for healthy living, all wood "tree house" on 10 wooded acres with river
access, guest house and large two story garage, rainwater collection and two wells,
tornado shelter; For Sale By Owner $393,000."
| --Located in Dallas, Texas | --Very close to EI doctors |
| --Short-term or longer-term | --All Electric, safe neighbors |
| --Furnished or unfurnished | =>for information, call 214-696-0477 |
LUSTRON homes "free" to anyone who can arrange
disassembly and removal from Quantico VA military base.
For more information.contact: Elnasgreenhouse$yahoo.com
[Replace $ with the other symbol] Serious inquiries only, please.
Website: http://lustronsatquantico.com/
Alpha Omega Christian Communities For The Chemically Injured
http://members.truepath.com/aocommunities/
The Bay Area Homeless Alliance (BAHA)
Housing Listings - being reviewed 3/9/00, but check anyway
http://www.baha.org/service.shtml
Or, you can do an all county search for housing
http://www.baha.org/
Chemically Sensitive Non-Toxic Hacienda in Santa Fe, New Mexico
http://www.chemsenlvng.com/marketplace.html
Carol T. Jekabson Realty
Found through Wayback Machine . . .
http://web.archive.org/web/19991104051542/www.ic.org/index.html
The Safe Notification and Information For Fragrances act will be given assigned
a new number when it is re-introduced in the 108th Congress which convenes, 01/03.
Safe Notification and Information For Fragrances act
Introduced by Rep Jan Schakowsky (D IL) and co-sponsored by
Rep Shelley Berkley (D NV) and Rep Chaka Fattah (D PA).
"To amend the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act to
require that fragrances containing known toxic substances
or allergens be labeled accordingly. "
NOTE: Clicking on the URL below will take you to Thomas Legislative Information
on the Internet. Enter hr 1947 in the box, "By Bill Number and click the search button. -- barb
http://thomas.loc.gov
Huber Research
http://www.huber-research.com/
Hudson Institute - Thinking the Unthinkable - Impacting Lives
http://www.hudson.org/
Hudson River Story
http://www.clearwater.org/pcbs/index.html
Huffing and fragrance chemical abuse
http://www.suntimes.co.za/1998/11/08/news/news13.htm
Volatile substance abuse throughout the world
" It is said the substances most commonly used by sniffers in Brazil were ålanÁa-perfume¼
(a mixture of chloroform and diethyl ether), acetone, petrol, finger-nail polish, and glue."
http://vsa.educari.com/aroundTheWorld/
Dangers of Mammography
http://www.preventcancer.com/patients/mammography/dangers.htm
GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram
"OK," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's viselike grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steam rolled.
If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And, see how THEY come out!
Author unkown to me. Came in via email.
###
It's no joke, Betty is right when she wrote that I despise mammograms. I have never had one
and will look into sonograms or thermorgraphy, if I feel the need. Otherwise it is the digital
(fingers) breast exam for me and no radiation . . . which is known to cause cancer. For more info,
do visit EHN's section on Mammography. -- barb
http://users.lmi.net/wilworks/ehnlinx/m.htm#Mammogram
If you wish to see more (serious) work by Sharon, visit EHN's General Links, page W
http://users.lmi.net/wilworks/ehnlinx/w.htm
An English lady, while visiting Switzerland, was looking for a room, and she asked the
schoolmaster if he could recommend any to her. He took her to see several rooms, and
when everything was settled, the lady returned to her home to make the final
preparations to move. When she arrived home, the thought suddenly occurred to her
that she had not seen a "W.C." [water closet - a euphemism for bathroom] around the
place. So she immediately wrote a note to the schoolmaster asking him if there were a
"W.C." around.
The schoolmaster was a very poor student of English, so he asked the parish priest if he
could help in the matter. Together they tried to discover the meaning of the letters
"W.C." and the only solution they could find for the letters was for "Wayside Chapel".
The schoolmaster then wrote to the English lady the following note:
I would especially recommend that your ladyship go on Thursday when there is a musical
accompaniment. It may interest you to know that my daughter was married in the
W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I can remember the rush there was
for seats. There were ten people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one. It was wonderful to
see the expression on their faces. The newest attraction is a bell donated by a wealthy
resident of the district. It rings every time a person enters. A bazaar is to be held to
provide plush seats for all the people, since they feel it is a long felt need. My wife is
rather delicate, so she can't attend regularly. I shall be delighted to reserve the best seat
for you if you wish, where you will be seen by all. For the children, there is a special
time and place so that they will not disturb the elders. Hoping to have been of
service to you, I remain,
Sincerely,
The Schoolmaster.
-- end humor --
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Male Reproductive Disorders
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