Monday, May 12th, 2003 - Unpure So, Mary Anne dared us to take this Purity Test, so I did. Yes, I am now the sickest person you know. Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... Category Your Score Average Self-Lovin' 18.3% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you 62.7% Shamelessness 14.3% For Christ's sake, put your clothes on! 77.8% Sex Drive 18.4% Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking 76% Straightness 0% Knows the other body type like a map 41.9% Gayness 3.6% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame 80.8% Fucking Sick 42.5% Don't look in the basement 88.7% You are 18.93% pure Average Score: 70.6% Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up! Did *you* take the test? How pure are you?

Exercise Log: I've been coming up with very creative excuses why I shouldn't go to the gym. On Sunday, I dug up the garden and set in tomato seedlings. It counts. Writing log: Banging away at the YA Novel Current Publications: "Famishing" in Strange Horizons. My first pro sale! "Wetting the Bed" and a collab with Tim Pratt, "A Serious Case of Fairies" in Floodwater "How to Suck" reprinted in From Porn to Poetry: Clean Sheets Celebrates the Erotic Mind Currently Reading: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon Donate money to my teeth, my grad school application fees, our writerly projects (Floodwater and Flytrap!). Every little bit helps!

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